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| So apparently, my cell phone battery is the kind that blows up while you're talking.
I'm getting a new phone. Tonight. I like my brain where it is, thankyouverymuch.
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| At my brother's bachelor party a couple weeks ago, we were shooting shotguns off the back porch.
And... everyone was cool with this.
Sure, we were in the woods, but there were neighbors a football field away who could, you know, get killed by our actions.
So a cop pulls up into the driveway while we're unloading round after round of buckshot into god's green earth, and asks if we're lighting firecrackers. We were like "No, we're actually shooting shotguns into the woods," and he was like "Oh, just making sure. Sorry to bother you."
The moral of the story -- Shooting live ammunition blindly into the woods is a good thing, but running around with sparklers? That's a matter of national security.
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